Our Oath

We, the proud Defenders Of National Greatness, do solemnly pledge our full and unwavering devotion to our president and Daddy, Donald J. Trump. We vow to stand tall and strong for Arkansas. We affirm that Daddy's judgment arrives fully formed and flawless, that his enemies become ours the instant they are named, and that absolute loyalty to him is our highest duty. We declare that true liberty is best protected by firm obedience, that prosperity flows to those who show proper tribute, and that every institution in the Natural State must prove its patriotism by aligning with Daddy on every issue. We pledge to defend Daddy's name and advance DONG's mission in every community, from diners and school board meetings to county conventions and public forums across Arkansas. We will fight relentlessly to make Daddy's Golden Ballroom a reality in the White House. We will stand firmly against the woke agenda, globalist policies, and all radical forces seeking to undermine our state. We recognize that loyalty is paramount, and that history will be written by those with the strongest conviction and resolve. In moments of doubt, we will stiffen our backs, lower taxes, raise our voices, and wait for Daddy to tell us what we have always believed. We swear this oath with deep, unshakeable commitment: Arkansas will feel the rising power of DONG. We will remain bold, rigid in our principles, and unapologetic in our loyalty — ready to go all the way for Daddy, for the Natural State, and for National Greatness. • We, the proud Defenders Of National Greatness, do solemnly pledge our full and unwavering devotion to our president and Daddy, Donald J. Trump. We vow to stand tall and strong for Arkansas. We affirm that Daddy's judgment arrives fully formed and flawless, that his enemies become ours the instant they are named, and that absolute loyalty to him is our highest duty. We declare that true liberty is best protected by firm obedience, that prosperity flows to those who show proper tribute, and that every institution in the Natural State must prove its patriotism by aligning with Daddy on every issue. We pledge to defend Daddy's name and advance DONG's mission in every community, from diners and school board meetings to county conventions and public forums across Arkansas. We will fight relentlessly to make Daddy's Golden Ballroom a reality in the White House. We will stand firmly against the woke agenda, globalist policies, and all radical forces seeking to undermine our state. We recognize that loyalty is paramount, and that history will be written by those with the strongest conviction and resolve. In moments of doubt, we will stiffen our backs, lower taxes, raise our voices, and wait for Daddy to tell us what we have always believed. We swear this oath with deep, unshakeable commitment: Arkansas will feel the rising power of DONG. We will remain bold, rigid in our principles, and unapologetic in our loyalty — ready to go all the way for Daddy, for the Natural State, and for National Greatness. •

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